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Assurance of Pardon
In the empty tomb, God declares that nothing can separate us from the love of God; nothing we have done, or left undone; no one whom we have been or failed to be. Nothing can separate us from the love of God in Christ Jesus our Lord. Friends, believe the good news: in Jesus Christ, we are forgiven. Alleluia! Alleluia! Amen.
Acts 10:34-43 New Revised Standard Version Updated Edition
Gentiles Hear the Good News
34 Then Peter began to speak to them: “I truly understand that God shows no partiality, 35 but in every people anyone who fears him and practices righteousness[a] is acceptable to him. 36 You know the message he sent to the people of Israel, preaching peace by Jesus Christ—he is Lord of all. 37 That message spread throughout Judea, beginning in Galilee after the baptism that John announced: 38 how God anointed Jesus of Nazareth with the Holy Spirit and with power; how he went about doing good and healing all who were oppressed by the devil, for God was with him. 39 We are witnesses to all that he did both in Judea and in Jerusalem. They put him to death by hanging him on a tree, 40 but God raised him on the third day and allowed him to appear, 41 not to all the people but to us who were chosen by God as witnesses and who ate and drank with him after he rose from the dead. 42 He commanded us to preach to the people and to testify that he is the one ordained by God as judge of the living and the dead. 43 All the prophets testify about him that everyone who believes in him receives forgiveness of sins through his name.”
1 Corinthians 15:19-26 New Revised Standard Version Updated Edition
19 If for this life only we have hoped in Christ, we are of all people most to be pitied.
20 But in fact Christ has been raised from the dead, the first fruits of those who have died.[a] 21 For since death came through a human, the resurrection of the dead has also come through a human, 22 for as all die in Adam, so all will be made alive in Christ. 23 But each in its own order: Christ the first fruits, then at his coming those who belong to Christ. 24 Then comes the end, when he hands over the kingdom to God the Father, after he has destroyed every ruler and every authority and power. 25 For he must reign until he has put all his enemies under his feet. 26 The last enemy to be destroyed is death.
John 20:1-18 New Revised Standard Version Updated Edition
The Resurrection of Jesus
20 Early on the first day of the week, while it was still dark, Mary Magdalene came to the tomb and saw that the stone had been removed from the tomb. 2 So she ran and went to Simon Peter and the other disciple, the one whom Jesus loved, and said to them, “They have taken the Lord out of the tomb, and we do not know where they have laid him.” 3 Then Peter and the other disciple set out and went toward the tomb. 4 The two were running together, but the other disciple outran Peter and reached the tomb first. 5 He bent down to look in and saw the linen wrappings lying there, but he did not go in. 6 Then Simon Peter came, following him, and went into the tomb. He saw the linen wrappings lying there, 7 and the cloth that had been on Jesus’s head, not lying with the linen wrappings but rolled up in a place by itself. 8 Then the other disciple, who reached the tomb first, also went in, and he saw and believed, 9 for as yet they did not understand the scripture, that he must rise from the dead. 10 Then the disciples returned to their homes.
Jesus Appears to Mary Magdalene
11 But Mary stood weeping outside the tomb. As she wept, she bent over to look[a] into the tomb, 12 and she saw two angels in white sitting where the body of Jesus had been lying, one at the head and the other at the feet. 13 They said to her, “Woman, why are you weeping?” She said to them, “They have taken away my Lord, and I do not know where they have laid him.” 14 When she had said this, she turned around and saw Jesus standing there, but she did not know that it was Jesus. 15 Jesus said to her, “Woman, why are you weeping? Whom are you looking for?” Supposing him to be the gardener, she said to him, “Sir,[b] if you have carried him away, tell me where you have laid him, and I will take him away.” 16 Jesus said to her, “Mary!” She turned and said to him in Hebrew,[c] “Rabbouni!” (which means Teacher). 17 Jesus said to her, “Do not touch me, because I have not yet ascended to the Father. But go to my brothers and say to them, ‘I am ascending to my Father and your Father, to my God and your God.’ ” 18 Mary Magdalene went and announced to the disciples, “I have seen the Lord,” and she told them that he had said these things to her.
Where does the Easter Bunny live?
What do you call 10 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line
Top Ten Reasons to Celebrate Easter
Count down ten of the funniest and most ironic reasons that it remains a good idea to celebrate Easter this year. For those of you old enough to remember the “top ten” countdowns that used to exist on the Late Show with David Letterman, read this collection in his voice for added hilarity.
- You absolutely love the movie, “The Ten Commandments”.
- You look really, really good in yellow.
- You just went on a low cholesterol diet and didn’t want to waste all those eggs in the fridge.
- You figure any Holiday that starts with a “Good Friday” can’t be all bad.
- You love to bite the heads off chocolate bunnies.
- It’s a good time to check out your neighborhood church and not be noticed.
- You have this bunny suit you love to wear, but are too insecure to wear it without a reason.
- Even though you don’t know what it is, you really like the sound of going to a “Passion Play.”
- You figured since Jesus went to all THAT trouble to make it to the first Easter, you’d give it a shot.
- As a Christian you celebrate the resurrection every other day, why not Easter too?
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”
My friend said, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”
Pastor questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?”
He whispered back, “I’m in the secret service!”
The Escape
20 April 2025
The Rev Dr Dianne ES Carpenter
John 20: 1-18
On the basis of the Open tomb Mary -Jumped to Conclusions:
20 Early on the first day of the week, while it was still dark, Mary Magdalene came to the tomb and saw that the stone had been removed from the tomb. 2 So she ran and went to Simon Peter and the other disciple, the one whom Jesus loved, and said to them, “They have taken the Lord out of the tomb, and we do not know where they have laid him.”
How many times have we “jumped to conclusions?” about people, about outcomes, about expectations, about THE TRUTH
3 In response, Peter and the other disciple set out and went toward the tomb. 4 The two were running together, but the other disciple outran Peter and reached the tomb first. 5 He bent down to look in and saw the linen wrappings lying there, but he did not go in. 6 Then Simon Peter came, following him, and went into the tomb. He saw the linen wrappings lying there, 7 and the cloth that had been on Jesus’s head, not lying with the linen wrappings but rolled up in a place by itself. 8 Then the other disciple, who reached the tomb first, also went in, and he saw and believed, 9 for as yet they did not understand the scripture, that Jesus must rise from the dead. 10 Then the disciples returned to their homes.
A Modern ponderance claimed the shroud shows that Jesus has been raised to life through the cloths, which have simply collapsed in their place. This is rather cleverly illustrated on the left of the slide by Andrew Sach using contemporary clothes! For Mary, Peter and John they concluded that Jesus’ body had been removed, leaving the linen grave clothes. Someone [s] made off with a naked dead body that has been in the tomb for a few days. [OOOO no!] Even these new eyes believed what? What Mary had concluded. By now the conclusion has a life of it’s own.
11 But Mary stood weeping outside the tomb. As she wept, she bent over to look[a] into the tomb, 12 and she saw two angels in white sitting where the body of Jesus had been lying, one at the head and the other at the feet. 13 They said to her, “Woman, why are you weeping?” She said to them, “They have taken away my Lord, and I do not know where they have laid him.”
say it enough times and it’s true
did Jesus send the angels to clarify the situation? There were no angels before
Now angels -heavenly messengers – with or without wings and halos were “dressed in white” – Mary does not seem to register this as extraordinary.
14 When she had said this, she turned around and saw Jesus standing there, but she did not know that it was Jesus. 15 Jesus said to her, “Woman, why are you weeping? Whom are you looking for?” Supposing him to be the gardener, she said to him, “Sir,[b] if you have carried him away, tell me where you have laid him, and I will take him away.”
“Supposing him to be the gardener” : We build truth from our perception of the facts…
Mary persists in her interpretation of the situation
We persist in believing we have the truth in situations that are very complex and for which we have limited understanding – in relationship to our health, our history: personal and social (national/global) and language nuances that we rely on in translations from the Greek. We rely on negative interpretations to protect ourselves from disappointment and to avoid change. How long will we be divided by our stubborn interpretations of the events of our lives?
Interpretations by bullies, interpretations by social custom, interpretations of the scriptures, interpretations of our understanding of our ability to be loved, and our place in society or our families of origin?
16 Jesus said to her, “Mary!” She turned and said to him in Hebrew,[c] “Rabbouni!” (which means Teacher). 17 Jesus said to her, “Do not touch me, because I have not yet ascended to the Father. But go to my brothers and say to them, ‘I am ascending to my Father and your Father, to my God and your God.’ ” 18 Mary Magdalene went and announced to the disciples, “I have seen the Lord,” and she told them that he had said these things to her.
Finally, Mary saw what was before her eyes all along… Jesus was not stolen from the tomb: NO WAY!
It was not a kidnapping….. it was an Escape!
When I say escape, what comes to mind: Houdini? Magic? prisons
Escape means: [1] break free from confinement or control: “two burglars have just escaped from prison” or “the story of his escape from a POW camp”
God poured God’s self into a limited form – in many ways God imprisoned God’s self for a time in the human form of Jesus with all of its joys and sorrows and finally death
Jesus the man escaped the self-imposed limitations of the human experience when He left the tomb: He escaped [1] pain and death, [2] “positionality” – being in one place and moving to another. Jesus could appear to the disciples in the upper room and then to the people leaving Jerusalem on the Emmaus Road, as testified in the weeks to come, Jesus could handle food and eat
Jesus/God could command nature – before His death ie, water/wine raising Lazarus, and healing illness and physical limitations – now the tomb was opened, allowing for a Risen Saviour to emerge.
In the ascension, Jesus’ human body left the gravity [serious] of the earth.
Ironically, It is humanity that has been kidnapped, held against God’s will by our Freedom to choose, rightly or wrongly, kidnapped by the consequences of serving lesser gods: kidnapped by our passion for control, our use of violence, our selfish power structures to fracture the wholeness and holiness of humanity as a unified “tribe” and the natural world as our habitat, our insistence on hierarchy vs equity, competing for who is the “greatest” among us and insisting on dominating nature.
And it is God who paid the Ransom for our release – making it possible at every juncture to chose Resurrection & Reconciliation if we follow His teaching. Jesus escaped so that humanity might have the option to be set truly Free.
Funny Easter Story: The Great Easter Egg Mix-Up
In the small, charming town of Hoppington, Easter was always a big deal. The most anticipated event was the annual Easter egg hunt, organized by Mayor Bunnings, who was not a rabbit despite his name but a very enthusiastic human with a great love for Easter traditions.
This year, however, there was a mix-up at the Easter egg factory. Instead of the usual chocolate eggs, the factory accidentally shipped a batch of “magical” eggs that they were developing for a different festival. These eggs had a peculiar feature: when you opened them, they would turn into whatever you were thinking about at that moment.
The townsfolk of Hoppington gathered in the central park, baskets in hand, ready for the hunt. The whistle blew, and the hunt began. Children and adults alike scurried around, picking up the beautifully decorated eggs.
Little Timmy, who was always dreaming of adventures, opened his first egg and out popped a tiny dragon, breathing miniature fire. He was thrilled! Next, Miss Daisy, the town’s florist, found her egg transforming into a bunch of exotic flowers, which she found absolutely delightful.
Chaos and laughter ensued as more eggs were opened. Mrs. Pennington, who had been craving a tropical vacation, found herself holding a tiny palm tree. The local baker, Mr. Dough, watched in amazement as his egg turned into a loaf of freshly baked bread.
Mayor Bunnings was initially horrified at the mix-up but soon joined in the laughter. The park was now a spectacle of bizarre and whimsical objects.
Just when they thought things couldn’t get any more bizarre, old Mr. Filbert, known for his love for extraterrestrial things, opened his egg, and to everyone’s astonishment, a tiny UFO with miniature aliens flew out, hovering over the park.
As the sun set, the townsfolk of Hoppington gathered together, sharing stories of their magical finds. Mayor Bunnings, seeing the joy and laughter the mix-up had brought, declared it the best Easter egg hunt in the history of Hoppington.
And from that year on, the Easter egg hunt in Hoppington was not only about finding eggs but also about unleashing the limitless boundaries of imagination, all thanks to the Great Easter Egg Mix-Up.